My favorite OTP headcanon rn is for Person A to be really annoyed like, “Whatever, suck my dick” and for Person B to kneel unflinchingly and pull Person A’s pants down.
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
Westeros + Religion
The gods are blind. And men see only what they wish.
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
Woah, woah woah, so I’m getting up at 5:00 to go to a school that doesn’t listen to doctors? Goddamnit.
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen
weirded out when people take pictures of other people sleeping or without their knowledge or consent / weirded out when people pass them around like they’re not real people / like you would not be embarrassed or feel violated if that happened to you / every person is a real person / the internet takes away humanity so easily don’t let it make you cruel
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Now in PHOTOSET!
Ham and Bean Winchester in SUPERNATURAL
This is FUCKING PERFECTION!
I feel guilty for laughing as hard as I did
I’m honestly such a sucker for fan-made movie posters.