itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”



geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes





ellidfics:

historicallyaccuratesteve:

wintesoldieriscoming:

thecryogeniccaptain:

Captain American’s military awards - 
Combat Infantryman Badge
Parachutist Badge
Purple Heart 
American Defense Service Medal
Presidential Unit Citation

The parachute badge made me laugh.


Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).
(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)

Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.

ellidfics:

historicallyaccuratesteve:

wintesoldieriscoming:

thecryogeniccaptain:

Captain American’s military awards - 

Combat Infantryman Badge

Parachutist Badge

Purple Heart 

American Defense Service Medal

Presidential Unit Citation

The parachute badge made me laugh.

Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).

(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)

Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.


migsxo:

jeanmarcoing:

besbaaaw-gurl:

I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung

i’m uncomfortable

100.1% done


hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To


glennoconnell:

Why is a talking piece of plastic giving me emotions? 


sixelamarr:

Hail Hydra

sixelamarr:

Hail Hydra



nollag:

anna kendrick laying it down

nollag:

anna kendrick laying it down


roshaelove:

chrystallene:

imglolz:

I set up a super cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower

This is our future.

omg.

roshaelove:

chrystallene:

imglolz:

I set up a super cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower

This is our future.

omg.