I bet Skye and Darcy would be insta-BFF though
like, they’d just sit around playing Mario Kart and eating Doritos all day if they could get away with it and thinking up stupid pranks to play on Tony and Coulson and the science babies (but never May because they know…
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
Teen Wolf Lydia/Derek 50s AU…?
I don’t….. I don’t even know… I blame this tweet and my still sore hand for this hot mess…
You remember Janice?
Disney Villains + Tumblr (1/?)
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
the idea of harry potter not only straddling two worlds between him (the british wizarding world and the british muggle world) but also being met at each end by two entirely different systems of historical dehumanization/subjugation (with harry on one hand being…
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”